I need to find...

the

thigh high store

How the fuck do seedless watermelons exist?

If you're over 30 and no one has called you a commie, what are you even doing with your life?

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NSFW i guess 

After reading a really cute doujin, I am now suddenly not completely against the idea of being in a polyamorous relationship.

I'd still definitely get way jealous tho :blobcatpout:

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you were "talking to your friend"? you mean you were podcasting but not recording it

Who are the people commenting "This is kinda gay." on gay porn?

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Save money on apples by getting the most expensive apples and then inputting the cheapest ones into the self-checkout :ablobcatwink:

I've known this girl for less than 5 days and I already have a crush on her :ablobcatheart:

The need to meow like a cat is below food, water and sleep on Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

It sure smells like wrongdog in here :ablobcatcry: :ablobcatcry: :ablobcatcry:

Ew! ew! ew! My classmates are so gross! They don't shower after P.E. :akko_weary: :akko_weary:

How to make a pipe bomb. 

You will need:
1 pipe
1 bomb
glue

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LPT: You can easily hide extremely strong vodka in plain sight, by simply pouring it into a spray bottle labeled "Surface disinfectant" :ablobcatcoffee:

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