John 🐧 🇺🇸 @easthighNerd@busshi.moe

haven't posted a snuggle sisters picture in awhile.

Nestor enjoying the early morning light:

餌食べて精神が安定してることりこ
#kotorico #cat

香箱座りはこうだよ

#cats #cat #mao #猫 #ねこ #neko #CatsOfMastodon #Mastocats #ねこすたぐらむ #にゃんすたぐらむ
#自宅猫
#SONY A7m3
#NIKON AF-S NIKKOR 50mm/f1.4G
#COMMLITE ENF-E1 PRO
License: CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

COMMLITEのFマウント→EマウントアダプタでNIKKOR 50mmをA7m3につけてみた。めっちゃ動物瞳AF使えるやん。

一通り遊んでもらって満足したことりこ
#kotorico #cat

A queen upon her throne 👑 #mastocats

@Sylvhem
Blep

#cats #кошки #caturday

As of today, we can't take pictures or videos of cops, otherwise we go to prison and 45000€ fine.

It's not written like that ofc, you must make picture "not able to identify the cop", but how to prove that on the field ? Also, here cops have free justice, the state pay all their lawyers fees, and it's quite expensive to be agains't them, so it's very dissuasive...

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おはようございます
今朝自動給餌器がエラーで止まってて餌がでなくて、鳴くこともなくじーっと給餌機の前で待機してたことりこです
#kotorico #cat

背後から監視してるひと

#こじまささげ #cat

I am thoroughly becatted.

Dogs play the game where you don't let the balloon touch the ground. On a beach. I watched at least a dozen loops already and I'm not even close to done

Dalton Durst of @ubports fame held a great talk on improving Linux phone battery life at #LAS2020. If you can only watch one video this week, make it this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp6Q6SQUq_Q&feature=youtu.be&t=5599

(Yes, I am going to publish video content this week, but it won't be as important. Sadly I am not aware of any YouTube alternatives hosting this video currently.)